Yes, instead of sunglasses, she was wearing a tinted-lens face shield. Her two children were bold and brash, they dared cross the street without looking both ways. The Whole Foods parking lot can be a dangerous place--filled with the worst drivers: yuppie moms, the elderly, corn-fuel-vehicle enthusiasts, etc.--but not for the spawn of this woman. Sun protection or Power Ranger emulation? Let's compare:
Ignore the "Fox Kids" logo and this graphic is menacing. What an ominous figure. The source of this picture is cyborg.wz--CYBORG.WZ. Cyborg? Wz? Apocalypse now!I'm not sure which is more terrifying, the fact that children of the 90s (like myself) were exposed to this (Please don't watch more than 30 seconds, for your own sake):
or that things like this (completely unrelated) even exist at all:
All I know is that Megazords and Welsh singers can't save us from these creatures. The only thing that can save us? Daft Punk.
2 comments:
Cuthbert, do you smoke a lot of pot now that G1 is gone?
may 21! are you still alive?!
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